Winter Bloat Antidote: Our Emergency Reduction Kit

Keep your hard earned fitness physique. Keep winter fat off.

Hoo boy! Our Frustration Survey form just about had a meltdown. 

People are telling us how their bodies are bloating up, even while they are exercising and eating carefully.  And now the party season has started, with the clothes getting tighter, complete with uncomfortable bulges and jiggles.

First of all, let me say that it is not your fault.

Blame Mother Nature.  Your bodies have gone into winter survival mode.

A hundred years ago you’d be happy to have a little plumpness and jiggle to your step.  Especially when an Arctic Vortex hit!

But I hear you.

Here in Ottawa it’s party time, not survival time.  So I consulted the scientists at the Factory lab and we came up with an…

Emergency Holiday Bloat Reduction Kit
(only available in our 3 local stores)

Now here’s the most important and difficult part…

You know my principles.

There was no way I was going to come up with something that would be unhealthy, just for you to look good.

I’m not going to war with Mother Nature.  I’m just asking her to redirect a few things to make you healthier.

That’s right.  Healthier. Or else why do it?

This carefully chosen combination of natural herbs, berries, and proteins  works by:

  • Flushing water out of unwanted areas ( holiday bloat)
  • Putting that hydration into your muscles to give you strength & power to go with that toned physique.
  • Switching on your body’s fat burning, muscle building system (anabolic)
  • Feeding your immune system to resist all those bugs that are going around.

We did this by combining three of our products.  That way you are assured of the quality, which is pharmaceutical grade (USP) and has been verified and given Health Canada Natural Product Numbers.

By working with nature, we are able to help you get rid of that feeling that you have a hot water bottle strapped to your belly. Or a sack of flour on your thighs.

Instead you will feel your muscles firm up to give you the shape you have worked hard to develop.

You can have those holiday treats and ignore everyone chanting “ A minute on the lips, forever on the hips!”

And you won’t live in fear of every sneezing party guest.

Warning:

You can only get our Emergency Holiday kit at our stores.  And the demand caught us by surprise. We didn’t order a special production run at the factory.  So once the store stock is sold…we will be out of stock for the season.

I’ve sent this message out to our email list first because they have visited our store and deserve to be the first to know about this.

Make sure to stop by as soon as you can, if you’ve noticed an irritating jiggle.  Or if you’ve just tried on your New Year’s Eve clothes and are afraid to sit down.

Thanks for reading our blog, and please let me know if there is anything else I can help you with in your path to good health.

Sincerely,
Jimmy

P.S. If you didn’t know about our Frustration Survey, you can find it at this link:

https://myfitnesscanada.com/wpgforms/greatest-fitness-frustration/

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